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Dale Anderson: “When I was a tiny, little tike, my parents took me along and we visited an elderly man who lived in an old railroad car out in the middle of a field in western Kansas. Now, this guy was a genuine genius and knew a lot of things. His name was ‘Confusion.’ I wanted to pass along one of the things he taught me many years ago, so that you all can start being geniuses like him and me. ‘Confusion’ said, ‘If you get sick and tired of bugs flying around in your face, you can always cut a hole in the back of your britches and that should take care of it.’” Sandy Hudson, Osborne: “If the time comes for me to have to live in a nursing home, I don’t care whether or not my diaper is changed on time, but I want my kids to make sure my gray hairs are always colored. ”