Laugh Lines
The following was presented as “Old Farmers Advice”. I’m not sure who compiled it, but some pretty good points are made.
Laugh Lines
Laugh Lines
A Sentinel-Times subscriber sent us the following… Three women—two younger and one senior citizen—were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly, a beeping sound started.
Laugh Lines
An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him: “Johnny, how do you expect to get into heaven?”
Laugh Lines
Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet soda? – Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in our driveway and put our useless junk in the garage? – Why don’t you ever see the headline: “Psychic wins lottery?” – Why is it that doctors and attorneys call what they do...
Laugh Lines
A woman walks into a psychiatrist’s office and says, “Doctor, you’ve got to do something about my husband—he thinks he’s a refrigerator!” “I wouldn’t worry too much about it,” says the doctor. “Lots of people have harmless delusions.
Laugh Lines
A small boy was sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later, the boy cries out, “Dad, I’m thirsty.
Laugh Lines
A man was walking along the street when he noticed a bottle in the gutter. He picked it up and rubbed it for good luck.
Laugh Lines
Mr. Fred, living it up on the Gulf Coast, sends these.
Laugh Lines
Little Johnny comes home, and his father sighs, “Alright, boy, out with your report card.” Johnny says, “I don’t have it.” “What? Why not?” asks his father. “I loaned it to my friend.
Laugh Lines
You know that little voice inside your head that keeps you from saying things you shouldn’t? Well, I don’t have one. – Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
