Opinion

A man was walking along the street when he noticed a bottle in the gutter. He picked it up and rubbed it for good luck.

Mr. Fred, living it up on the Gulf Coast, sends these.

This And That * I have been listening to the music of John Cougar (he was John Cougar back then, now he is John Mellencamp) for the past week or so. I was lucky enough to see him in concert at Fort Hays State University years ago! Yes, I was right up front!

We’re still curious about exactly where Old Man Jenkins’ cabin is. While he was alive, we never thought to bug him about where he lived, because we also cherish a man’s right to privacy.

Dear Editor: With an advanced degree in Political Science and having taught state and local government at the high school level for 32 years, I believe the degree of misrepresentation of facts about the election of Supreme Court judges in Kansas may be the worst I’ve ever witnessed in state and...

This and That * I absolutely love this answer….“Name a sequel that is even better than the first story.” This person wrote: “Jesus—After the Resurrection.” * The Cheetah Girls are going to get their own movie!

Joe Glidden died 105 years ago, and millions of cowboys in New Mexico would celebrate if they knew why- and if there were really millions of cowboys in New Mexico, which there aren’t. Now, while you’re parsing that sentence, let me explain that Joe Glidden was a farmer in Illinois, and his wife,...

Little Johnny comes home, and his father sighs, “Alright, boy, out with your report card.” Johnny says, “I don’t have it.” “What? Why not?” asks his father. “I loaned it to my friend.

Yes, I have to write about my Tarzan. For me it is the one and only Johnny Weissmuller.

I always wondered what it would be like to putter. I don’t mean golf. I haven’t done that land of puttering since I played miniature golf in high school. That wagon wheel always messed me up, so I decided to leave my golf career right there and participate in more active pursuits.