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The following was presented as “Old Farmers Advice”. I’m not sure who compiled it, but some pretty good points are made.
Opinion
This ‘n That
This and That * Remember, it is truly a blessing to be completely exhausted because you spent the weekend making memories with your favorite people. * Spoiler Alert for all you NCIS fans! If you haven't started watching the new season yet, don't read any further!
Home Country
Squash. Just listen to that word one more time.
This ‘n That
This And That * Sometimes you just have to give it all to the Lord. * I usually don’t like to brag about taking expensive trips, but I just got back from the grocery store.
Laugh Lines
A Sentinel-Times subscriber sent us the following… Three women—two younger and one senior citizen—were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly, a beeping sound started.
Home Country
Elfego Baca was a handsome young sheriff’s deputy when he fought a famous two-day gun battle against 80 cowhands from the Texas John Slaughter ranch. He survived, and four cowboys didn’t.
This and That
This and That * October is just Christmastime for spooky people. * October This or That….
Home Country
Mostly, I blamed it squarely on the sneaky shoulders of law students. Who else studies Latin? Who else needs to study Latin? I personally come from a long line of honest lawyers.
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An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him: “Johnny, how do you expect to get into heaven?”
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Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet soda? – Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in our driveway and put our useless junk in the garage? – Why don’t you ever see the headline: “Psychic wins lottery?” – Why is it that doctors and attorneys call what they do...
