* And So They Say: Ig Gross: “I guess the reason I cannot make any money is because I am so honest.” Eloise Webster: “Yes, I rode a motorbike while in Bermuda and I have got the scars to prove it.” Freddie Baughman: “Well, I can tell you one thing, a week off from work is certainly exhausting.”

* And So They Say: Harry Butler: “I could fill a book with what I do not know.” Ed Riffel: “I think I am the oldest man in Lanark Township.” Butch Ostmeyer: “I hope the people will make their fair entries early. It helps a lot.” Ray Bigge: “They say that the grass is always greener in the other person’s pasture. Well, the peaches are always riper in my neighbor’s yard.”

* And So They Say: Chuck Reed: “If it rains, I hope I get the credit because I have one ordered.” Spec Dillingham: “You don’t know much about buying a watermelon if you plunk it to see if it is ripe. I read that in the Kansas City Star.” Harry Butler: “I’m glad you didn’t hear what I just said about the raise in Blue Cross/Blue Shield rates. It wouldn’t be fit to print.”

* And So They Say: C. R. Scott: “Did my wife tell you I washed all the dishes after her party the other night?” Vernie Degenhardt: “We were just unlucky on our Colorado trip. We got home just before the big rain that washed out some of the highways so we had no excuse to stay longer.” Leonard Dix,” I would have enjoyed the 105-degree day during harvest—but it came a little late.”

* And So They Say: Lionel Carter: “I will tell you what they ought to have here—a streetcar line out to the Webster Reservoir.” Pudy Larson: “This is sure a nice, calm day, but if I were setting out to go fishing, the darn wind would come up and blow like the devil.” Chuck Waller: “I never saw the Reservoir as smooth as it was Sunday morning, It was just like glass, and I am not kidding.”

* And So They Say: Kerry McCue: “You guessed wrong. You said in the paper I’m nine years old and I’m seven.” Virgil Olson: “We flew from Los Angeles to Denver in one hour and forty minutes. Doesn’t seem possible.” Mrs. Ruth Marshall: “I’m going on all six this week, and I only have four cylinders.”

* And So They Say: Robert Sooby: “I was looking through some old newspaper files in the Courthouse and found an ad in one of the 50 Years Ago which advertised a patent medicine guaranteed to cure any pain. An advertisement to that effect would not be allowed today, which shows that the world is improving in some ways.” Winton Sheffer: “There is one thing for certain—the farmers just can’t work fast enough to keep up with the weeds.” Francis Eshler: “One good thing about the new math is that the parents won’t be expected to help their kids with their homework.”

* And So They Say: Nora Sander: “We are still working a team of 27-year-old horses and if anyone has an older team, I’d like to hear about it.” Red Hagan: “There were eight of us Hagan brothers in World War II and all of us came home. I only weighed 92 pounds though, and it was over three years before I walked again, so I didn’t look so good.”

* And So They Say: Red Hagan: “I don’t feel so good since my fivemile Boy Scout hike.” Don Grieve: “I was the first customer to go in the front door of the new bank building on Monday morning.” Mrs. Lloyd Baughman: “My grandson, Barney Chapel, was so excited about his new baby that when he sent the cable from Germany he forgot to say whether it was a boy or a girl.” Bob Norton: “I think every married couple needs one weekend a year away from their kids.”

* And So They Say: Opal Bonneau: “I made a first. I am the first certified AJBC Instructor. Sure wish they would hurry and get the lanes ready for bowling so I can help our kids.” Duffie Hindman: “I am getting confused. One farmer tells me the rain is ruining the wheat and the next one tells me it is wonderful.” Alvis Freemeyer: “I do not know much. That is why I read the newspapers— to try to find out something. Willis Bird: “We will have been glad to help the bank carry their money out when they move to the new building.”