* November looks like a world covered in an apple cobbler crust of brown sugar and cinnamon.

* I heard that some “celebrities” are leaving Twitter. I read through the list and I honestly don’t know who the majority of these people are. And to the ones that are leaving, what can I do to help you leave faster? And are you moving to Canada?

* This year, I have been watching Christmas shows on the Great American Family Channel. Home and family values are the focus of the movies.

* Now why would I buy anything for Christmas just because Oprah likes it or recommends it? Plus, she has terrible taste in politicians.

* Turkey, gravy, beans and rolls, let me see that casserole!

* If you only get to take one dog home, which one would it be? Scooby Doo, Clifford, Snoopy, Pluto, Goofy, Marmaduke, Lady or the Tramp? * Just remember this Christmas to lay under the Christmas tree to remind your family that you are a special gift!

* Does it surprise you when people talk about something happening 30 years ago and you are thinking they mean the 1970s, but they are actually talking about the 1990s?

* Sing this to the tune of “Oh, My Darling!” I’m a turkey, I’m a turkey, I’m a turkey, big and strong, But to eat me for Thanksgiving Is simply, simply wrong. Eat some chicken, eat some veggies, eat a slice of pumpkin pie. Is it really any wonder, I prefer the Fourth of July?