Every once in a great while, as we’re traveling through an area that’s unfamiliar to us, it is fun to see a sign that just tickles the funny bone. I need to take a picture to remember them. Here’s someone else’s collection of silly signs that would either make you laugh or go “huh?”

Sign at a coffee shop: Come in and try the worst coffee one woman on TripAdvisor ever had in her life

We could use this one at the Sentinel: Sometimes we run late because of who we are / Sorry for the inconvenience

Newcastle Tramway Authority: Touching wires causes instant death. $200 fine

At a beach: Not responsible if seagulls eat your funnel cake

Great advertising for a Garage Sale: Our crap could be your crap!

Guaranteed to get touched: Attention: This fence is coated with non-drying paint

At Table Mountain National Park: Warning: Please look under your vehicles for penguins

For our library: The Library is Now Selling Free Coffee for $1

On the condom shelf: Please do not open or try on product

At a pottery store: It’s pot season and we just got 40 tons of it

At a swimming pool: Anyone with symptoms of diarrhea is prohibited from swimming

At a liquor store: 24 Hours in a Day / 24 Beers in a Case / Coincidence? We think not

In a clothing store: Ladies Panties 88¢ / Brand New / Never Used

At the dry cleaners: Drop Your Pants Here 6

Today’s Special: Buy One Fish & Chips for the Price of Two and Receive a Second Fish & Chips ABSOLUTELY FREE! (You just KNOW someone’s going to take them up on it!)

At a bank: 24 Hour ATM / Hours of Operation: 9 a.m. to 5 p.m.

At a church: Adam and Eve: First ones to ignore Apple Terms & Conditions

Another church: God doesn’t have favorites / Sign guy does / Go Chiefs!

At a motel: No WiFi / Talk to each other / Call your mom / Pretend it’s 1995

Sign at a zoo: Do not feed the elephants / It creates management problems

Another zoo sign: PLEASE BE SAFE / Do not stand, sit, climb or lean on fences / If you fall, animals could eat you and that might make them sick. Thank you.

On a Bingo Parlor: Support BINGO! Keep Grandma off the streets!

Have tank truck will travel: Septic tanks pumped / Swimming pools filled / Not same truck

Lost an “S” on church sign: AINT PETER’S CHURCH

At McDonalds, can I have a “G” please: TRY AN ANUS SNACK WRAP!

At a park: Soccer not allowed! Soccer may only be played in archery range

Just as you leave Mondo, Texas: This is God’s Country / Please don’t drive through it like a bat outta hell!

At a veterinarian: No Hump Wednesdays! 10% Off Spay and Neuter

Another, same vet: The only balls your dog needs are the ones he fetches

Vets have all the fun: Neutering your pet makes them less nuts

One more, same vet: It’s all fun and games until someone ends up in a cone