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A man was walking along the street when he noticed a bottle in the gutter. He picked it up and rubbed it for good luck.
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– Little Johnny comes home, and his father sighs, “Alright, boy, out with your report card.” Johnny says, “I don’t have it.” “What? Why not?” asks his father. “I loaned it to my friend.
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You know that little voice inside your head that keeps you from saying things you shouldn’t? Well, I don’t have one. – Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
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– Worried that they hadn’t heard anything for days from the widow in the apartment next door, the mother said to her son, “Tony, would you go next door and see how old Mrs. Pierpoint is?” A few minutes later, Tony returned.
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