In the past I have written some of these sayings in my editorials as to why the English language is so hard to learn. Here is a list of several reasons why….

* The bandage was wound around the wound. * The farm was cultivated to produce produce. * The dump was so full that the workers had to refuse more refuse.

* We must polish the Polish furniture shown at the store. * He could lead if he would get the lead out. * The soldier decided to desert his tasty dessert in the desert.

* Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present to his girlfriend.

* The buck does funny things when the does are present.

* A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.

* When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes. * I did not object to the object that he showed me. * The insurance was invalid for the invalid in his hospital bed.

* There was a row among the oarsmen about who would row.

* They were too close to the door to close it. * A seamstress and a sewer fell down into the sewer line.

* To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow. * The wind was too strong to wind the sail around the mast.

* Upon seeing the tear in her paint canvas she shed a tear.

* I had to subject the subject to a series of tests. * How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?