* How many Lowes could Rob Lowe rob if Rob Lowe could rob Lowes?

* It takes a game of dodgeball to find out who really doesn’t like you.

* To everyone who is going on a vacation by the ocean: Do not take a three-hour tour!

* “I don’t know how much value I have in this universe, but I do know that I made a few people happier than they would have been without me.” Robin Williams * Actor Adam West, who played Batman, lived in Ketchum, Idaho and his number in the phone book read: WEST, ADAM……See Wayne, Bruce (Millionaire).

* Pony Boy Curtis has been keeping things gold since the 1960s.

* The neighbors down the street just put up a United Federation of Planets flag. The guys next door retaliated with a Klingon flag. Things are not looking good.

* George Jetson was born in 2022. That would make him three years old this year.

* I just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon….I will keep you all posted.

* I learn from the mistakes of people who took my advice.

* Remember those blue and pink erasers? Legend said that the blue part could erase ink.

* Back in our day, we earned the rips and holes in our jeans. They didn’t come ready made.

* If you could live your life for one day in an ‘80s movie, which movie would it be?

* Everyone wants a Jetson car. Not me, I want Rosie to clean my house.

* It’s fine to eat a “test’ grape in the produce section, but you take one bit of a rotisserie chicken and it’s “Sir, you need to leave.”

* Don’t get in my car expecting to hear new music. I don’t know any of those songs.

* Can’t believe someone broke into the garage and stole the limbo stick. Seriously, how low can you go?