This ‘n That

*Just read this and wanted to share after the crazy weather we had a few weeks ago: “Whoever is holding Mother Nature’s beer after she did all four seasons in 24 hours—pour it out—she doesn’t need another drink.”

* Another tidbit to share….“I don’t know who needs to hear this but it takes the same amount of time to care for 12 chickens as it does 20 chickens so go ahead and buy 50. Chicken math is real.”

* Do you store your cups and glasses upside down or right side up?

* Only some people will get this….“You many be cool, but you will never be as cool as Sonny and Tubbs in Miami Vice.”

* Instead of making deviled eggs for Easter, make baby gold deviled potatoes. Make the same filling with the cooked potatoes after you scoop out the middle of your baked potato like you would with the egg yolks. As for me, I will still make a plate of chocolate Reese’s eggs.

* Do any of you guys ever have a Mondayest Monday that ever Mondayed?

* Just so you know, no one will ever mess with you if you put your red lipstick on like The Joker.

* My brain logged me out due to inactivity, and now I can’t remember my password.

* Have you ever wondered why lemonade is made from artificial flavors but furniture polish is made from real lemons?

* Kids nowadays laugh when older people don’t understand technology, but then they have to Google how to boil an egg.

* If you could choose a door to walk through and visit one decade for the day, which decade would you choose?

* I grilled a chicken for two hours, but it still wouldn’t tell me why it crossed the road.

* Does anyone else think it strange that when Star Trek boldly goes where no one has gone before, they always find someone there?

* Sad news upon hearing about the passing of actor Gene Hackman. In the movie “The Quick and the Dead,” he made me hate his character, which says a lot about his acting. But what I hate now is how the media keeps talking about his death. Please just let him rest in peace.