* I don’t care how hot it gets… Summer will always be better than winter. I never slipped on sunshine!

* I will forever be a CR7 fan, never a Messi 10. “Siuuuu! (And THANK YOU Spain!!!!)

* My favorite parts of the job… 1. Payday, 2. Lunch, 3. Clocking out and going home. * No matter what is going on in your life, there is some form of potato that can make it better.

* Funny how you can go above and beyond 99% of the time, but the 1% where you make a genuine mistake or spell a name wrong, suddenly people start paying attention.

* People say, “Go Big or Go Home,” as if going home were a bad thing. As people get older, believe me, they want to go home and when they get there they are going to take nap!

* I’m so old that I can remember when the only fake news was the National Enquirer.

* Doing nothing is hard. You never know when you are done.

* This is so true….The people who make fitted sheets need to sit down with the people who make mattresses and get on the same page. Making the bed shouldn’t be like putting a swim cap over a refrigerator.

* I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this old before.

* I have to go to work every single day because God made me fabulous, but he forgot to make me rich.

* In English we say: “Brother.” But in Poetry, we say: “He fights with me like a routine, but he stands by me like a promise. My first friend, my lifelong shield.”

* Raise your hand if you have realized that the one thing you’re good at is being off of work.

* If you ever text me to go on a cruise and I say no, call the cops because that’s not me. I would never say no!

* Turns out you really do end up exactly where you were meant to be. The hard part is surviving the road that gets you there.

* It is never too early to plan Halloween costumes, start working on recipes for Thanksgiving, and start Christmas shopping. But it is still way too early to start decorating!