This And That

* Make sure to include yourself in the list of things you need to take care of this week.

* Someone wrote that sometimes their thoughts get boring, so they go out for a stroll through their mouth. They noted that when this happens, it is rarely a good thing.

* Some people say emotional support animals work wonders. I like the person who got a deep-fried chicken with a milkshake.

* If your 2026 resolution is to get more steps in every day, just so you know, you take more steps while on a cruise than you think you would.

* Diet Day 1: I have removed all the bad food from my house. It was delicious.

* I am at the age where I don't correct my autocorrect anymore. If I text you 'Les meef f lunvh.' That is your puzzle to solve.

* I like this reasoning—You know when you buy a bag of salad, and it gets all brown and soggy? Cookies don't do that.

* If you see a large boulder in the middle of the road while you are driving, know that there is probably a coyote underneath that rock.

* Whenever anyone mentions the late actor Alan Rickman, they always talk about his roles in 'Die Hard' and 'Harry Potter.' I say you need to watch him in 'Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves.'

* I heard that ostriches wander around aimlessly and forget what they are doing, so I think I just might have found my spirit animal.

* Hug your people while you can. * I am at that age now when I can either do a daytime activity or an evening activity, but under no circumstances can I do both.

* A New Year’s resolution doesn’t have to be healthy changes. You can commit to eating more ice cream.

* Shoutout to anyone who remembers their childhood landline number! 733-6588.

* Are you burnt CD old, or mixed tape from the radio old?

* It is never really about the sport. It is always about watching your children and grandchildren play.

* This is for my sister—The real sad part no one talks about is watching yourself go from tan back to pale again.

* This is cute….We stared a book club, our first book was the Chili’s restaurant menu.