This ‘n That
* Why women would love to be Mrs. Claus. You are expected to be pudgy, bake and eat cookies, have gray hair, wear a simple bun, feed the reindeer, and enjoy Christmas all year.
* I am already practicing turning the channel on my TV to another station during the regular halftime football games so I am ready to go for the Super Bowl!
* I miss my Instagram reels of Charlie.
* Here is the difference between "grey" and "gray." Grey is a colour, and gray is a color.
* If I ever use "there" instead of "they're" and "your" instead of "you're" in a text, I've been kidnapped and am I signaling for help.
* Remember this. If someone is hotter than you, that just means you are cooler than they are.
* Make smart money choices…..Instead of spending $5.00 on a small ice cream cone at Dairy Queen, just go on a cruise and you get FREE unlimited ice cream cones.
* They say it takes 21 days to form a habit, but I guarantee you it didn't even take me one full day of vacation to get used to not working.
* Who remembers Mr. Bill when Saturday Night Liveused to be funny?
* Every year people are upset as to who is named "Sexiest Man Of The Year" since everyone has their own opinion. But for the past few years, the public outcry has been why hasn't Henry Cavill received the honor? Well people, he is no mere mortal, so he can't be the "Sexiest Man Of The Year," because he is the "Sexiest Man Of This Century!"
* Okay, I am saying it. "Wicked" should have had Idina Menzel and Kristin Chenoweth in the starring roles.
* Tinsel is making a come back this Christmas!! And yes, I would hang it a strand at a time! And lots of it!
* I read on the back of a potato chip bag that a serving size for chips is ten chips. I just want you all to know know that I eat ten chips or more while deciding if I even want chips as my snack.
* Pubic Service Announcement: If your birth year starts with 19, wrap your Christmas gifts at the table. The floor is no longer your friend.
* It is that time of the year when I check the clock to see if it is after 10:00 p.m. so I can go to bed, and I am shocked to find out it's only 6:08 p.m.
* Today I am doing nothing, because I started doing it yesterday and I wasn’t finished.
* The greatest thing about being 50 or older is that all the dumb, crazy stuff we did when we were younger is not on the Internet.
* Don’t be afraid to spend money on a vacation. Be afraid of growing old and realizing the only place you ever went was to work.
* There are some people who will say that your Thanksgiving meal tastes the same with the Christmas tree up.
